I think it’s important for gamers to know how they fit into their society, & there’s really no better barometer of this than the treasured opinions of our fellow citizens. Maybe we can get some idea of this by the kinds of names we are known by around the world, I thought to myself – maybe in the form of…a list of some kind?

I give you, then, that list ( handily translated from the original languages with Babel Fish ):

10] Donkey-man masturbator ( Turkey ) .

9] Coward mouse-fornicator ( Iceland ).

8] Lazy excrement-smell ( Belize ).

7] Urine-puppet ( Hungary ).

6] Fat-buttocks pilchard ( Finland ).

5] Brown-stain Elvis ( Georgian Russia ).

4] Disease-mind pigsty ( Gabon ).

3] Enemy of the world ( Iran ).

2] Hateful Mr crazy-pants ( North Korea ).

And our favorite international term for gamers:

1] Shameful spirit-leper ( Tibet ).

Thanks again to Babel Fish, the world’s translator.