Jealous of all those happy gamers & their wonderful Microsoft powered contraption – well, maybe the 360 is the console for you, too! Just peruse this handy checklist of reasons to own one & judge for yourself.
10] You think that the sound of an aircraft carrier taking off is the perfect accompaniment to gaming.
9] Red is your second favorite color after green.
8] You’re so good at fighting games that you need your controller to add extra challenge.
7] You love to package things up & mail them.
6] Your home is cold & you need an extra heat-source.
5] You feel the Japanese contribution to gaming is overrated.
4] You find riding in elevators much cooler than fighting Metal Gear mechs.
3] You still feel HD DVD is the way to go.
2] Wii is too cold, PS3 is too hot – 360 is just right!
And the number 1 reason to own an Xbox 360:
1] You sometimes need a 3 – 4 week break from gaming, but don’t have the discipline to stop yourself.









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Thanks dude. BTW, I found the Paris Hilton pic by Google Image searching “360″ & “retarded”.
Is anyone else seriously disturbed by that image?
Hey! Paris is the champion of stupidity – she’s like VGG’s mascot.