parisxbox360_01.jpgJealous of all those happy gamers & their wonderful Microsoft powered contraption – well, maybe the 360 is the console for you, too! Just peruse this handy checklist of reasons to own one & judge for yourself.

10] You think that the sound of an aircraft carrier taking off is the perfect accompaniment to gaming.

9] Red is your second favorite color after green.

8] You’re so good at fighting games that you need your controller to add extra challenge.

7] You love to package things up & mail them.

6] Your home is cold & you need an extra heat-source.

5] You feel the Japanese contribution to gaming is overrated.

4] You find riding in elevators much cooler than fighting Metal Gear mechs.

3] You still feel HD DVD is the way to go.

2] Wii is too cold, PS3 is too hot – 360 is just right!

And the number 1 reason to own an Xbox 360:

1] You sometimes need a 3 – 4 week break from gaming, but don’t have the discipline to stop yourself.

Wishbane

Born without talent, common sense or ambition, Wishbane is also stupid, lazy & old. He lives in his mouse-ridden apartment by himself.

3 Comments

  1. Wishbane said on March 23rd, 2008:

    Thanks dude. BTW, I found the Paris Hilton pic by Google Image searching “360″ & “retarded”.

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  2. violet_grim said on May 23rd, 2008:

    Is anyone else seriously disturbed by that image?

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  3. Wishbane said on May 24th, 2008:

    Hey! Paris is the champion of stupidity – she’s like VGG’s mascot.

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