The inevitable GTA4 top ten list exposes the ambitious hype-machines that put even Rockstar to shame.

10] Can’t think of anything.

9] Nothing, really.

8] Maybe – no, still not more hyped.

7] Nothing.

6] Not a thing.

5] Still checking – nothing.

4] Remember that – no, wait, that was GTA4.

3] Nothing.

2] Nothing.

1] I guess there isn’t anything.