It’s time for brand new idiocy on VGG – it’s VGG Theatre, inspired by fumetti & brought to you by the forward thinking minds at Wishbane Labs.

"Hello kids - I'm here to tell you about a magical new experience, one where every movement is transformed into moments of wonder"

"Hello kids - I'm here to tell you about a magical new experience, one where every movement is transformed into moments of wonder"

"It's something anyone can play, so Grandma, old blind Aunty Betty & even little Billy with his brain problem can join in."

"It's something anyone can play, so Grandma, old blind Aunty Betty & even little Billy with his brain problem can join in."

"Who wants to play that rubbish?" "Yeah, get sorted, baldy."

"Who wants to play that rubbish?" "Yeah, get sorted, baldy."

"Charming..."

"Charming..."

Fini.

Wishbane

Born without talent, common sense or ambition, Wishbane is also stupid, lazy & old. He lives in his mouse-ridden apartment by himself.

2 Comments

  1. Wishbane said on June 23rd, 2009:

    Someone ( besides me )Digg this, you heartless bastards! You know how long I spent creating this for you? Like, at least 20 minutes.

    No more content of any kind ’till this is Dugg – AND ’till I’m finished Monster Hunter Turbo Unity Overdrive ( possibly not the right title ).

    Look, the kids are being totally rude to Molyneux – it’s funny!

    Goddamnit…

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