This is making me tired...

It’s a bright, glittering future for video games & gamers. In fact, gaming’s future is so bright that the blinding light of all that win made it difficult for me to tell what’s actually coming.

So I just made up some dumb jokes as usual, & padded it out so I could make more money from this article – enjoy!

10] 3D Games

In the future, games will require me to buy a brand new expensive 3D-enabled TV to enjoy them – fair enough, I deserve a new TV. Plus, since I’ll apparently only be able to play a 3D game for an hour before I develop a painful headache, I’ll have plenty of time to work at a second job to pay for my new TV.

9] Holograms

While I’m still paying for my 3D TV, it looks like a whole new technology will need my cash – a holographic projector for the next  ( next! ) level of gaming. The Hologame ( TM ) will sit in the center of my specially appointed, completely empty white room & provide the most immersive gaming experience ever. When I ever have time off from the 3rd job I took to pay for an apartment with a extra room, I’ll really enjoy that.

8] Competitive Gaming

This will finally catch on in a big way, with most consoles providing channels we can watch our gaming heroes on. I don’t have a joke here, I think that would be really cool.

Oh, that’s the joke.

7] Project Natal

If you’re a pedo, in the future you’ll apparently have your very own captive tween boy to show your penis to ( nice demo, retards ). Also, if your 360 didn’t RROD yet, wait till the Natal starts putting additional strain on a system that normally overheats.

6] New Console Maker

Someone new is bound to enter the games market, & it’s got to be a company with CA$H – I’m betting on Matsushita. They’ll do all the sames things the other console makers do, but their console will say Matsushita on it.

5] The iPad

It will play games just like your iPhone – I mean, just like, it’s the same games. But big, so you can play them with your foot.

4] DSi XXXL

The DSi will continue to get bigger, until it starts incorporating cup holders & snack cupboards & you can drive it like a car.

3] Surface

Microsoft’s Surface will revolutionize gaming – for rich people, not for you. In fact, stop reading this entry, I’m going to write the rest in a code only the wealthy can understand: ui2u o2o9  8 902nkdjkw 909 jneidwjd ouei9 9  1 kdkjw oiooq 090djne jhkfhdk8 0 889ejr  nud7shwn 0okwekekw  9ioiwk 77hwjn 0kmsmn  873hjn dj7 74u 7ihj3 7nmej.

2] Real Virtual Reality

Not the kind with visors & force feedback body suits, the kind where you have a jack that goes into your brain & you plug yourself in. If you think getting your Facebook account hacked is bad, wait ’till you get hacked.

And the final, ultimate fate of gaming:

1] Video Game Geek Runs Everything

As the site grows exponentially, VVG starts incorporating more & more gaming related industries ( programing, 3D engines ), growing a giant cash pile that makes it possible for us to buy out the rest of the industry & establish a separate geek state/data haven on an island in the Caribbean.

So there you have it,  gaming for the rich, scary VR , dumb jokes that I don’t thing will happen & dumb jokes I do think will happen ( Natal ) – look, you saw my name on this, what did you expect?