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Everyone loves Apple & Apple products, & by God if that doesn’t make for a kingsize lovefest when it comes to a brand new Apple branded tech-thinger – the iPad, baby YEAH!
There has been a lot of flack about the iPad since January 27 but we here at Videogame Geek believe someone has to come to the iPhone’s cubby cousin. It kind of reminds us of Vern from Stand by Me.
Of course, everything about the iPad is great, but people always want to know what the top ten best things are ( in our opinion ), so once again here’s a variation of that list we always run:
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10 ) You always found the portability of the iPhone annoying.
Lets face it. Having a device that fits in your pocket is sooo 2007. We all want to be able to walk around with a clipboard sized electronic photo album.
9 ) Multitasking is one of those “geek words” you’ve never understood & want no part of.
The biggest problem facing people today is lack of focus. So many things to get us distracted. People are looking for a new computing device that they can only use to get some stuff done. Not all stuff. Screw these Type A overachievers. Lets see you try and do a keynote presentation while surfing the internet now!
8 ) No pesky redundant camera driving the price up
You already have a camera on your iPhone which you can easily hook up to your iPad if you ever need to take a picture of something. Or better yet, just leave the iPhone hanging off your iPad like it’s little pal.
The much anticipated camera add-on
7 ) Lots of new accessories to buy, just like the ones you bought for your iPhone but twice as expensive – I mean, twice as special.
Not much else to say here. Just more to buy and more to love. Or don’t buy any accessories – then when your coverless iPad breaks after you drop it, you’ll have a great excuse to buy the new version of the iPad when it comes out shortly after that.
6) Upgrades are immanent!
The iPad is great because there will surely be lots of new versions coming out very soon. Nothing is more exciting then getting to purchase a better version of what you already love. And people will probably be able to do that within a few months of first getting it!
5 ) If you’re morbidly obese, the iPad will finally give you the chance to play all those iPhone games your fat fingers couldn’t navigate.
Seriously who can really type on a phone? Seriously.
4 ) The icons are the same size as the ones on iPhone and iPod Touch so you don’t have to really learn a new interface.
Some people scoffed when they saw the oddly spaced out icons. They thought the icons should be larger because of the larger screen. Or there should be more icons in each column. We think its just right!
3 ) No pesky phone calls
What is more annoying than enjoying a nice game of paper toss when your damned phone starts ringing and screws up your game?? Not with iPad! It doesn’t even have a phone.
2 ) Finally, a break from Flash.
I mean come on. Everyone knows Flash is a major CPU hog. Any web designer who uses flash deserves to have their work unseen. The iPad is beyond flash. I was getting annoyed with my MacBook anyway. Being able to have rich, interactive experiences on the internet and even playing free games. For get that crap. I want Apple to decide for me which games I can play! They know best.
And the number one thing to love about your iPad:
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This article just answered the questions of other blogs that are ranting about iPad. Questions like why there’s no camera? Why it doesn’t support Flash and its inability to multitask?
If you were asked, would you prefer iPad over iPhone? What will your response be?
I see sueynet hasn’t answered yet – sorry, he got coked up with some hookers & long story short, he’s in jail.
stueynet doesn’t care for the iPad; in fact, when I mentioned it to him he punched me in the face, got drunk & when out looking for hookers.
He would answer that he prefers the iPhone.
This is libelous and I may have to pursue legal action. Or maybe I will just slap you with a wet ferret.
As for my response alon… I think the ipad is a useless piece of crap and the only reason it is a game changer is because it has changed the game for Apple. While before iPad they were revered as innovators and shepherds of the smart phone revolution. Now they are simply known as over confident and drunk on their own coolaid. This iPad will prove to be a Harbinger of Apple’s demise, at least in their stock price.
The iPad is Apples’s PS3 – plenty of hubris ( look it up ), but lot’s of potential. It’s an irrelevant piece of suck now, of course.
Sorry I libeled you stueynet, I’m a pig.
And, sorry Aion, I did make that excellent stuff up – also, sorry stueynet spelled your name wrong.
5) is my personal favorite. And I agree, iPad will hopefully be an iFlop.