1. A gamer who has been pwned
2. The recepient of a "Class A" beatdown
3. Teabag receptical
Who are the people @ Pwnee?
We're a rag-tag team of misfits trying to make it big before strong AI turns our homeworld into computronium.
Jordan Fisher- lead developer, co-designer, poor soul who really hasn't slept in 3 years.
TJ Lutz- team lead, K.I.S.S. enforcer, tries to look attractive to cheer up the rest of us.
Michael Suswal- business man, marketing guru, wearer of suits.
Oleg Kozhushnyan- the machine.
Chris Dwyer- design samurai, webcode support unit, DOTA.
Source: The Publisher Website.