Struggling to be accepted The twilight of wargames? It's a wargame No it's not It's a war themed euro No it's not It's the cold war But that wasn't a war Forgotten heroes Victims in forgotten alleys Killed in a coup or a re-alignment? Twilight Struggles against this #1 wargame
Hold Your Fire! But They're almost on us! Hold Your Fire! I have dirt in my eye! Hold Your Fire! They can't move and they're in the open Now's our chance! Hold Your Fire! Are you serious? This hand is bologna! Hold Your Fire! Great...they're moving against us again Hold Your ... Wait... What is this? ATTACK!!!! Too Late...we are history...
Here I stand With this heavy box It's game night alone I guess Here I stand Rules in hand I just need 2 more players The wars of protestant reformation? Nah! They say, "It's lame!" They don't understand Here I stand Great game in hand Nobody will play Here I stand Like Ottoman's Besieging Ravenna When will someone play this great game?
Napoleon's Triumph Block games never looked so good Like a true general moving lines across your board The sweep of history is alive and well WalterLai is right... You are like Bach's fugue...simple and yet you make sense
Tanks! Where are the tanks? There are no tanks? Why no tanks? The tanks are missing from this game! How can you not have tanks? Oh...wait a minute! This game is fantastic. No tanks are necessary. Now deal me a hand... Wait..no way...no guns either?
Like SPQR for kids without tweezers Your armies crawl and sprawl toward the center The rush of cavalry sweeping the flanks The thrill of another expansion Stickers stickers everywhere and now my hands are bleeding I love you for the sake of wood Your raw power and force The muscular benefits of lifting your heft A game is had when you're off the shelf Manly is manly and this game's for men But so many manly man can't win against their women So to all the women who thrill at the dice Who struggle and win remaining fairer and nice I say to you, on behalf of your men Piss off and find a new game
More Blocks More Stickers More Leaders with feathers On grognards to battle In block form you go Hold the center you fools That arty must go! The Left The Center The Right All have cards But I cannot seem to roll the sabre I need just to win...
You started life inside a bag You caught the eye of GMT babe! You grew and flourished Your press got so good That McGowan and Co. Pimped you in red Your box sleek and sexy Your chits, how they stand Their glossy and glassy and info heavy board how grand Now VPG wins because you brought more glory To those who knew not of the industry party being held by the Emrich's in their humble press So off of the shelves you should fly in a flash
Academy Games Conflict of Heroes So far Storms of Steel Is the Masterpiece of the series Rich with those tanks The maps are superior Every release getting better to the ultimate end where Uwe finally get pronounced right by all of his fans.
Is ASL better than ASL? Is Life better than ASL? What's more real, a punch in the face or ASL? Can ASL raise my kids? What would ASL do? I'm looking for something just like ASL, but not at all...Can you help?
NO! I cannot help. I'm busy playing ASL. Must we all compare willies with the game wrapped in red that's brought us much joy in a tactical sense? Can't we just agree that as ASL gamers go, there's no sense in trolling they're happy in plano, and Racco, and sleeve protectors?
You are a myth. A unicorn. You are rumored to return when the frosty pools of autumn freeze for the long crystal winters To play from a deck The greatest of card games so it's told amongst grognards that now you're a legend Forgotten in your hey day only now crisp with sheen ahead of your time? Or just a nostalgic dream?
Tanks are a comin' The system's complete Starter Kit 3 Is quite a rare treat Quick! Buy 2 copies One while in print you can play with an clip The second to sell and feed your addiction so you can get that scenario pack that released for $18 on e-Bay now for $62