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Strictly speaking these probably aren't haiku; they're not Japanese verse imbued with the essence of "cutting", they don't strictly comply to syllable counting rules including counting the "n" sound at the end as a separate syllable for example, and they don't take nature as their subject.

But, it's a fun exercise in consuming something and then trying to speak about it concisely.
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1. RPG Item: Atomic Robo [Average Rating:8.47 Overall Rank:181]
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Haiku Revu 1, Atomic Robo

action scientists
alternating history
robust fate teacher
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2. RPG Item: Lamentations of the Flame Princess (Grindhouse Edition) [Average Rating:7.49 Overall Rank:386]
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Haiku Revu 2, Lamentations of the Flame Princess

weird zeal, but alas
mechanics fail to reveal
any sign of art
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3. RPG Item: Monster Kart Mayhem [Average Rating:8.67 Unranked]
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Haiku Revu 3, Monster Kart Mayhem

sometimes monsters race
how's your pace? get off my space!
smash the champ, finnish


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4. RPG Item: Torchbearer [Average Rating:7.75 Overall Rank:192]
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Haiku Revu 4, Torchbearer

a pleasure to touch
grok the system to survive
lights out, get to town
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5. Periodical: Crawljammer
Periodical: Crawljammer
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Haiku Revu 5, Crawljammer

dungeon crawl in space
not just spelljammer redux
flavor is spot on
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6. Board Game: Outside the Scope of BGG [Average Rating:6.69 Overall Rank:3354]
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Haiku Revu 6, Epic Metal Coins

coins have a great heft
watch out for pickpocket thieves
back this on KS

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7. RPG Item: Don't Rest Your Head [Average Rating:7.67 Overall Rank:163]
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Haiku Revu 7, Don't Rest Your Head

themey mechanics
exhaustion fueled powers
have fun with madness
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8. Board Game: Revolt on Antares [Average Rating:6.35 Overall Rank:7141]
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Haiku Revu 8, Revolt on Antares

hex based minigame
TSR eighties moldvay
old school art: otus!
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