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Quick rules, if you don't want to read the link:

This game requires some limited use of the GeekRoller. 2d6 are rolled for Stamina checks, which happen during each time the game progresses. Stamina starts at 1 and the game ends when it reaches 12. Stamina increases with each successful addition to the geeklist.



1. The narrator writes a short piece of second-person fiction as a geeklist item.

2. The other players will present options as comments to the geeklist item.

3. After all players have responded, the narrator will choose an option by editing their geeklist item with the selection from the available suggestions.

4. The writer of the chosen option will create a new geeklist item for their Stamina roll and narration. If the Stamina roll is a success, go to Step 1.

5. If the Stamina roll fails, the original narrator will choose a second option. The writer of that option will create a new geeklist item and assume control of the narrative, returning to Step 1.

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1. RPG Item: Slumber Party II [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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It's FRIDAY!!! You've been looking forward to this all week - it's finally time to go to Brittany's house for a sleepover! Jessica and Amanda will be there too! Tonight is going to be as rad as your new neon hair scrunchies.

After pedaling home to drop off your books and get your overnight bag, you ride your bike over to Poplar Ct and meet Jessica. The two of you pass Amanda's house and finally all three of you arrive at Brittany's place together. You spend the first few hours eating pizza, drinking New Coke, and listening to Crowded House on Brittany's boombox. That's when Amanda suggests a new activity.

You know what, this party could use a little more fun! Amanda grabs the see-through phone from Brittany's nightstand. Who are we gonna prank call first?

No, we can't prank call anyone! Jessica says. Haven't you heard of the phone police? They lock up kids who mess around with phones.

Oh, that's just a fairy tale. What do you think? Amanda holds out the phone to you with the big curly cord. She and the other girls are looking to you to decide what to do.

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You take the phone and giggle while twirling your hair all while calling the Phone Police. Finally you will get revenge on Amanda for going after that boy you had a crush on. After a little bit someone answers the phone.

"Phone Police, what phone crime would you like to report today?"

You put a hand over the phone and whisper at Amanda.

"Sorry I don't want to go down as your accomplice. I am turning you in Amanda."

She looks shocked and tries to get the phone, but you are prepared and turn away.

"Yes I would like to report prank calling by a teen girl named Amanda Hugandkiss."

"That is a very serious allegation. Are you sure?"


"Yes."

"Ok. We will be right there."

You hear some noises on the other end of the phone and are confused why they didn't ask more questions. Then you see something inside the see through phone and feel something touching your face that doesn't feel like the phone.

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The shape oozes out of the phone—it takes you a moment to understand what's happening, but there's clearing a head, arms, legs...a whole body! A ghostly body, like that horrifying movie you saw with your parents....about a dad. A ghost dad. And that scene where he ghosts through the phone to yell at his daughter's boyfriend?

Wishing there was a real-life ghost-buster around, you drop the phone a let out a yelp. Your friends all shriek and hide behind the bean bag pile in the middle of the room.

But, within moments, the form takes on shape and loses its ethereal nature. It's a man! In a police uniform! He's no ghost. He's the Phone Police.

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"I'm looking for Amanda Hugandkiss," he says. He stares at you. "You don't realize how serious this situation is, little ladies."

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You let out a scream - the kind that could curdle milk, shatter glass, and send alley cats running into the inky black night. Your friends plug their eyes with their fingers and wince. The parents come bounding down the hallway and fling open the doorway.

What on earth is going on in here?! We were watching Dynasty until you all interrupted!

You go to point to the creepy Phone Policeman, but he's vanished. You begin to stutter, not knowing exactly what to say next. Maybe you've gotten away with it. Maybe that was just a bad daydream. Another one of your silly visions - the ones you talk about with your psychiatrist ever since the incident.

The see-through phone Rrrrrrrrings! Bright neon lights illuminate around the phone. You've got seconds to react before Brittany's dad reaches for it.


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You can't let Brittany's dad answer that phone! It's my mom calling to check in. Um, I'll answer it. To try and not look utterly scared when answering the phone, turn to page 34.

To scream again and smash the phone with, uh, the machete--wait, what?--that you just grabbed from under Brittany's bed, turn to page 33.
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Page 34.

You can't let Brittany's dad answer that phone! You scamper over and bump her dad out of the way just as he's reaching for the handset. He gives you a stern look and you turn away with the phone against your ear.

Oh, hi mom! Yeah, I made it to Brittany's house okay and we played Twister and did makeup and all of that fun stuff. You keep a straight face while saying all of this, but you're sweating buckets. Brittany's dad seems to be noticing.

Is something tickling your ear? You shudder quickly, hoping that no one notices. You turn around and notice that all of the girls and Brittany's dad are looking at you with their mouths agape. You wonder why.

Your ear tingles more and this time, you are ready to put the phone down. But you can't. It's stuck to your ear! And it feels like something is oozing into your ear from the phone.

A massive headache washes over you and you start to sway. You look at your friends again and it's like looking through a dark fog. The other girls start screaming and scramble over each other trying to get away from you.

You feel your mouth open to say something, but it's not you that talks. I AM THE PHONE POLICEMAN! YOU ARE ALL GUILTY!

You notice your body start to chase the girls as your consciousness fades away.

You are dead.
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Whoa, Brittany's dad quickly crosses the room, deftly stepping around all of the mess in the room as he reaches toward the phone. He really works out! You scream again, hoping to distract him, then reach under the bed in a most-likely-vain attempt to latch onto a boombox or something that you can use to smack the phone.

You hand brushes on a wooden handle. Must be Brittany's tennis racket. You whip it out and hold it over your head...just as everyone in the room turns to you and screams in pure horror.

But why? You look up and see a shiny, sharp machete blade arcing ceiling-ward from the handle you grabbed.

Wait...Brittany had a machete under the bed?

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Hey that isn't what a normal teen has under their bed. To see what other goodies are under her bed, turn to page 639.
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7. RPG Item: Four Horsemen Present: Monsters Under the Bed [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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Page 639

You pull up the dust ruffle ignoring the screaming teens and adults backing away from you. As you reach a hand under the bed you feel weird sensations. It is like fur and something slimey.

"Brittany are you keeping old food under your bed? This is gross."

Brittany is curled in a ball shaking, but still gives you sass.

"I never asked you to go under there. You are the gross one. Also I don't keep anything under my bed. MY mom checks for cleanliness daily."

Her mom gives a nervous nod agreeing with her daughter.

"Then what am I touching?"

You look back under the bed and see something glinting at you. You quickly pull your hand back.

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Page 90


You have no idea what that glittering stuff is underneath, but you're not sure you want to be the one to find out.

"Seriously! It's TOTALLY clean under there! Even DAD checks!"

You turn to Brittany's dad, Chad. He folds his arms, big arm muscles rippling thanks to the cut-off tank top he's wearing. He nods an affirmative to Brittany's claim. You heart beats a little faster—he must be the kind of person you can trust.

Brittany, though....

Letting the machete clatter to the bedroom floor, you turn and grab Brittany. She yelps. You then toss her under the bed. "See for yourself, Brittany! What is that stuff?"

She screams again.

And again, louder this time. Everyone is too stunned to respond.

The screaming stops.

And then the bed jumps in the air. Just a few inches off of the ground. But a jump. Then again. And again.

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Brittany's dad should save his little girl. To playfully shove Chad onto the jumping bed, turn to page 45.

Luckily you always take a jar of bedbugs to a sleepover in case things go wrong. To dig through your bag, turn to page carry-on.
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The bed jumps up and down again and again. Chad, I mean, Brittany's Dad, you need to save your little girl! You scream while watching the possessed bed.

Chad just stands next to the bed, looking unsure about what to do. Everyone's head bobs up and down as you all follow the motion of the bed. He looks like he's ready to reach under the bed to pull Brittany out, but then retreats. Next, it looks like he's ready to jump on the bed, but then retreats.

You roll your eyes at this old fart. He must be really old not to know what to do. Maybe he's like 35 or some extremely elderly age like that.

While Chad is standing there watching the action, you playfully walk up behind him and push him on to the bed. But what happens next, you were totally not expecting.

The bed stops jumping up and down now that Chad is on top of it. However, the extra weight from Chad might've squished any intact body parts that Brittany had remaining and a large ooze of red blood spreads from under the bed.

Uh, Brittany, are you okay? You ask. There is no answer, only more blood pooling on the carpeting under the bed.

Brittany is dead.
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You reach around in your bag for the jar of bed bugs you bring to all slumber parties just in case. Nothing says no more sleepovers at her house like finding a bed bug. Chelsea learned that the hard way. Not so popular now, huh Chelsea? Well back to the jar. You pull it out and hold it over your head for the other girls to admire before rushing the bed with the bugs and sprinkling the whole jar on it.

The bed makes a shrieking sound and spits Brittney out onto the floor. Then it tries to squeeze out the door.

Brittney's mom rushes over to take care of her, but she seems ok.

Unfortunately you are all still stuck in here with a bed that can't seem to get out the door and a ghost phone.

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You're in over your head with all this paranormal stuff! To call 1-800-Ghost-Busters, Turn to page 84


Well, guess it's times to call the phone police again. To scream into the ghost phone and hope that hot cop comes out, turn to page 407.
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Ugh! Like, what even is all of this?!

You snatch up the transparent phone and you know exactly who you're gonna call! That is, until you feel the 20' squiggly cord ensnare your feet and trip you up. You hit the floor with a THUNK

"Ghostbusters! Please hel..."

You feel the heel of a size 10 regulation Phone Police patrol boot slowly press into your jaw. The officer levels a pistol at the others and begins reading everyone their rights. Turns out, calling a fictional paranormal activity-fighting outfit is also against the law.

Oh man! When mom and dad find out about this, You are DEAD
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With so few options, you scream into the phone: "Phone police, we need your help!"

You feel that now-familiar sensation of ooze against your face as the ethereal form of the Phone Patrol Trooper slips from the receiver, then pools on the floor for a moment--just a moment--before finally forming into a tall officer dressed in oddly tight clothing.

"All right, everyone. Listen up. What kind of mischief has been happening here? This is the second time we've been called out. Now, I see bedbugs, a machete, and lots of possibility for phone crime. The next thing you know, you'll be smoking cigarettes and suffocating inside of a refrigerator."

The cop looks at the two adults still standing there. "Have you been parenting? Or have you been letting them talk on the phone at all hours?"

The phone policeman turns back to you. "What do you have to say for yourself?"

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You barely can hear what the phone policeman says because you have your head buried in the full-size fridge that Brittany has in her room. You are looking through the different types of Lunchables. That guy is giving you the creeps. If you climb into the fridge and hold the door shut, turn to page 65.

Who does this guy think he is? To pull out a pack of clove cigarettes, take a hard drag, and give the phone cop a piece of your mind, turn to page 316.
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That phone police guy is giving you the creeps. Luckily, Brittany has a full-sized refrigerator in her bedroom so it's totally snack time. While you are looking for some ham and cheese Lunchables, the ones with the pudding dessert, you thought that it would be good idea to climb in since their house doesn't have air conditioning and it's so nice and cool in there. Ahhhh.... so nice.... and there some New Coke in here as well. You can hear the phone cop raising his voice and it seems like he's getting closer to the fridge. You close the door and hold it shut while shivering. Are you shivering because you're cold or because you're scared?

Either way, you better climb out of there before you get in trouble and it's so quiet outside of the fridge. Did everyone leave? Or are they all dead?! You try to push the fridge door open just a bit to peek out and it immediately gets slammed shut on you. You try again and again it slams shut on you.

Ha! You've got a great idea. You grab a can of New Coke and shake it furiously. When you can feel that the Coke isn't moving around in the can any longer, you get ready to open it. As soon as you try push the fridge door open again, you open the can of New Coke and hope to spray the phone policeman. But the door doesn't open. Not even an inch. But the can of New Coke explodes and fills the fridge with Coke goodness. Unfortunately, your supply of air gets used up quickly. At least your last breath of air smells like Coke...

You are dead.
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14. Board Game: Accuse Me?! [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Board Game: Accuse Me?!
Michael Lawing
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Who does this guy think he is? You reach into the pocket of your Cavaricci jeans and pull out a pack of clove cigarettes. Her square parents are looking at you like you've grown and extra arm out of your head, and on a night like this, that still seems possible. You strike a match off Brittany's Trapper Keeper and take a hard drag.

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"Listen here," you say, pointing the cigarette in the cop's face. "I've had it up to here with all this phone police business." You pause for a sip of Crystal Pepsi - the first few drags of cigarette always make you a bit parched.

"There's legitimate paranormal activity! The bed has been bouncing and now we're all trapped in here and Brittany has a machete..." you point out, picking up the large blade and waving it nonchalantly.

You keep going on, but the phone cop isn't listening. He starts eyeballing Brittany's parents like they might really be to blame for some of these shenanigans.

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If no one else is going to help, you will have to do it yourself. To go crazy on the bed chopping the legs off with the machete, turn to page 1000.
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15. RPG Item: Past Your Bedtime [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
RPG Item: Past Your Bedtime
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Before you leap at the bed you have to work up your courage. You look around at the others and they all look useless. You are going to have to do this alone.

"I think it is past your bedtime or maybe even bedtime is over...for good."


The others now just look confused. Ok before they start making remarks and you lose your will to fight you jump at the bed and start hacking at its legs. It struggles some, but being partially stuck in the door makes it a lot easier to attack. The legs slowly start chipping away as you relentlessly hack at it getting out all your slumber party and teen angst out on it. Finally you back up to admire your work when the bed appears to be 'dead.' At least it is no longer struggling to go out the door.

You haven't looked to see what the others think of what you have done yet. You are dreading it. Then you feel something behind you.

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To turn around and see a human skull on the ground, turn to page TMBG.
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16. RPG Item: DCC #071: The 13th Skull [Average Rating:6.86 Overall Rank:5044]
RPG Item: DCC #071: The 13th Skull
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You turn around and see a human skull sitting in the middle of the floor. It wasn't there before. You realize you're not the only one to notice it, too.

The phone cop scowls and starts to say something, but the bulky car phone he has strapped to his tight pants starts to play a song. It's bouncy, pretty catchy, and has a snazzy saxaphone line.

The skull's jaw starts to move, clacking against the floor.

All of the girls gasp and back up. So do the adults.

The skull starts to sing:

"Turn around, turn around
There's a thing there that can be found
Turn around, turn around
It's a human skull on the ground
Human skull on the ground
Turn around"


The phone cop starts to tap his foot. He smiles a little then starts to sing along with the skull.

Then, one by one, everyone else starts to join in.

The phone cop pulls you aside mid-chorus and says, "You know what? I'm dropping all charges. We're defunding the phone police department. From now on, we're going to work on building better relationships with our community. So I booked this group the kids seem to like...They Must Be Giants?...who will play a concert at the Wyham Auditorium. Hope you can come!"

He hands you five tickets to the concert and disappears into the phone.

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