The Diary of Chad Thriftington III
Several years ago, a young man purchased, what HE thought, was a set of Encyclopedias at an unnamed thrift store. When he lugged his treasure home, he discovered that the multi-volumed monstrosity was, in reality, a hand written diary of one of the most impressive men to ever trod the sod. Sadly, through a combination of mysterious code and bad penmanship, the diary must be deciphered through a laborious means involving the periodic table of elements, the Book of Daniel, and a case of Kayo chocolate soda.
Here, then, we shall compile all of the excerpts that have been gleaned from the Diary of Chad Thriftington III. Read them, and aspire to follow in the footsteps of the greatest man known to men.
UPDATE - Well, I've put a lot of work into translating these excerpts but I'm sure some of you folks have discovered some of the more obscure references. I'm more than happy to reward your hard work to uncover them. A shiny shiny .05 to the first person who finds each reference and posts it as a comment. The number of references are listed in the comments under each entry and they could be people, places, dates or events. Happy hunting.
- [+] Dice rolls