Riding his combat walker onto the battlefield, comes Derpl Zork, nephew of Blabl Zork, president of Zork Industries. Derpl Zork lacks his uncle's business-smarts. In fact Derpl lacks any kind of smarts, managing to get his IQ rated under the level of plankton in the official galaxial IQ test.
Nevertheless Derpl is the heir apparent to Blabl’s galaxy-spanning business empire. This is something that doesn’t sit wel with Blabl, not well at all. Dreading the day Derpl would inherent the company and run all the hardfought
accomplishments into the ground, Blabl put Derpl in charge of fieldtesting the new Specialized Universal Secretary Interface (S.U.S.I. for short) in one of Zork Industries’ combat walkers. Asking Derpl what form of devastation should be issued forth from his vehicle of destruction he simply drooled and said:”I wuv cats!”
Now Blabl is anxiously awaiting the day that Derpl would suffer a fatal blow on the fields of battle but as of yet Derpl's combat walker has proven to keep making up for its dimwitted driver.
Source: The Developer Website.